The Good and The Bad...

What is Good and Bad about being Pregnant?

1. Good: You can eat as much as you want.

    Bad: Everything you eat gives you heartburn.

2. Good: You can complain about anything, and people understand.

    Bad: When you do complain people pity you.

3. Good: People are always willing to give you their chair.

     Bad: When you do sit down, you are completely uncomfortable and would much rather stand.

4. Good: You don't have to feel guilty about taking a nap.

     Bad: You are so uncomfortable when you lie down that you can't possibly take a nap.

5. Good: You get to feel your baby moving inside you.

    Bad: When your baby does move all she wants to do is kick your ribs or kick you in the bladder.